Ah. The sheer overthetoppedness of it all.
The Montanero (I cannot produce the corrent ligature, my apologies) is available from Izzy's Sub Shop. If you don't know where that is, my condolences. It consists of a lunch plate, for $8.50, which comes with all manner of yum, most of it VERY BAD FOR YOU: Beefsteak w/onions, twice-fried pork, sweet plantains, rice and beans and a fried egg on top (just to cap the spectacle).
Carbolestorolafatty goodness.