August 27, 2007

New Haven beats out Boston in the Race to the Pathetically Stupid

Jessica Mayorga, either you're unbelievably stupid or you're too much of a craven dip to get a better job. Seriously. If you think white powder with arrows and patterns on the ground of a parking lot could conceivably involve terrorism - firmly enough to justify throwing the first responders of U.S. cities on high alert and, worse, when the person who placed said powder there comes forward and explains that it's a pathmarking pattern made of flour firmly enought that you defend charging that person with a felony...then you need a reality check.

Especially if you think a New Haven IKEA is a serious terrorist target of mysterious white circles and arrows on the ground. zOMG they're going to confuse your sheep-like populace! That's the SECRET PLAN!

Seriously, lady. Hint. Get out now if this is the kind of 'spokespersoning' you're being made to do. It's not worth it.

Posted by jbz at August 27, 2007 6:37 PM | TrackBack

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