Sharp Tools

Realize your childhood fantasies

In fucking spades. Man. I just found out that I met this gentleman once - at least I'm pretty sure I did (my Bacon number to him is 2; my college roommate knows him). This is completely awesome, and makes my petty attempts to realize fantasy by obtaining arcade machines look completely weak.

If I had done this magnificent thing, I think the first thing I would do is make a high-quality loop of, say, the season two theme. Then I'd take off the T-Tops, crank that bad boy up to around 120 MPH on a good road and start yelling my ass off to the voiceover of the theme while grinning like a fool.

Awwwww yeah.

Posted by jbz at June 22, 2006 11:47 PM | TrackBack