January 18, 2005

Salt and Asbestos

So this other monkey brought in grasshoppers. In a baggie. For snacks. They appear to be smoked. He claimed they were like 'salty raisins.' After trying one, I can state that they are, in fact salty - but are like raisins only in the texture, in that 'there are now strange awful-grtty-between-the-teeth-objects-in-my-mouth' sort of way. Plus, they taste like overworked (read: burnt) brake pads tend to smell.

No sir, Mr. Fox sir, I do not like it. Not at all, sir.

Posted by jbz at January 18, 2005 3:20 PM | TrackBack

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