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Junkies? JUNKIES!??! Pah.

My boss has entertaining notions involving toys. His latest is worthy, but I have to take exception to his terminology:

With my cameras, binoculars and telescopes I can get a pretty good visual lock on the junkies. But my idea is to get one of those parabolic microphones, so that I can listen to what they're saying.

And then, when they're good and stoned, pipe their own words back to them over loudspeakers. On a sixty second delay. :-)

Um, Nat, 'junkies' take heroin. People who smoke dope are, er, maybe potheads. Max. Or something. :-) :-) :-)

Posted by jbz at November 2, 2004 11:09 PM | TrackBack