October 28, 2004

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Transcript of telephone call to my father's answering machine moments after:

(shouting, hoarsely, bourbon in one hand and phone handset held eighteen inches in front of face with other):

"ATTENTION YANKERS FANS! FOUR AND OH! EIGHTY SIX YEARS! EEIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTY-SIX YEARS! WHADDYA CALL TWENNY-SIX GUYS WATCHING THIS PAHTY? THE NOO YAWK YANKERS! HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT MY WIDE BLACK ASS!!!!!!!"

-slam-

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